Grits and Grins

We met one another as strangers eating breakfast at the counter of our favorite country cookin' restaurant. Two elderly men and a younger fellow exchanged stories and memories of our adventures, quickly forming a friendship. We are all set in our ways, have many quirks and idiosyncrasies which usually result in everyone laughing.

Talk about diversity! One of us was in 'Special Forces' and two of us weren't. One of us still uses a flip phone and drinks his warm coffee through a straw, while another has been in the women's clothing business for many years, and is STILL "somewhat normal!"

Our stories became even funnier as time went by, and one day as we were all laughing, someone suggested we should come up with a name for our Breakfast Club. In desperation, one of us ( ME ) suggested we should ask ChatGPT for some ideas. And this is what the robot sent us:

1. Two Flat Tires & A Spare

2. “Alive-Is-A-Strong-Word” Breakfast Group

3. Two Expiration Dates & A Reminder

4. Two Skeletons & A Ride Home

5. Two Flatlines & A Pulse

6. Two Hearing Aids & A Whisper

7. Two Corpses & A Chaperone

8. The AARP & AARP Jr. Table

9. Fossils & A Field Guide

10. Coffee, Pills & Opinions Committee

11. Bacon Before Back Pain Club

Help us select the best name for our group, or if you've got a better name -- please leave it in the comments below.

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